We at Omolon R&D must say thank you DeeeJ Omolon. You have inspired us to redesign our nerf guns so that they are that much more dart-tastic. It us with great enthusiasm that we tease the much awaited "Omolon Pre-nerfed Nerfer". It will be available from Xur this Friday for the small price of 80 strange coins. Now before you say "that can't possibly be enough for such a fantastic nerfer" there's some things you should know; 1. The Pre-Nerfed Nerfer is all set for your treks into the crucible. Each shot will shout out "IM NOT HARMFUL" before colliding gently with your intended target. 2. We have test fired this weapon against level 4 and 5 guardians and they said the after-hit tickles from the "bullets" were wonderful. 3. We found that the best way to make this weapon the most effective was to have it have a 10 minute time limit of use that automatically disconnects you from the Destiny Servers. 4. Once you have been disconnected, it will delete all your characters so that you will be able to replay the splendour that is Destiny in its all encompassing glory We hope that you, master DeeeJ Omolon, are as splendiforously titilated by this nerfer as we are. And we know that all guardians will love the nine minute time to kill this offers Thank you again Vagina P Pussywhipped Jr Senior nerf herder for Omolon R&D