*Anybody else getting nothing but the low-down [i]Blues [/i]in your Cryptarch packages?*
It seems like [u]Bungie [/u]is intent on making us [b]hate [/b]the Cryptarch for all eternity, so to give our favorite vendor a little more perspective, I present to you the 2014 Holiday Cryptarch Song:
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You know [b]Cayde-6[/b], and [b]Eva[/b], and [b]Shaxx[/b], and [b]Banshee[/b],
[b]Xander[/b], and [b]Xur[/b], [b]Holliday[/b], and [b]Lakshmi[/b],
but do you recall,
The most hated game vendor of alllllllll?
[i]Rahool the Blue-Nosed Cryptarch[/i],
We gave a purple to decrypt,
But he gave us instead a blue gun,
And we all felt really gyp'd!
All of the other vendors,
We gave our respect and love, (Like [i]Tess Everis[/i]!)
Guardians wish to give poor Rahool,
Golden Guns and Deaths From Above,
Then one early Xursday' Eve,
The Speaker Came to Say,
"Rahool, your inventory is total shite,
Won't this Patch help to spread the Light."
So [i]Rahool the Blue-Nosed Cryptarch[/i],
Isn't the game's most evil boss,
Players have gotten hot exotics,
And no more purples are a loss.
Now how the players didn't hate him,
They say he just got a bad rap,
Oh,[i] Rahool the Blue-Nosed Cryptarch[/i],
"You aren't such a piece of crap."
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Another proof of the current Bungie is a totally retard
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Nicely done :)
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This is so true! Her have me a great week last week. Then made up for it this week by slapping me in the face with every engram!
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My Cryptarch is Lvl 40 and he still gives me crap!
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[url=http://media2.giphy.com/media/b9aScKLxdv0Y0/giphy.gif]Bravo sir, Bravo[/url]
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I'm musically inclined. So what Christmas song am I suppose to sing this to?
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Need help on the final step for Thorn. Please message FreaZyy on Xbox one or post here! It's 26 and up! The raid is Phogoth
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Win, you should have a song like on the first day of Xursmas the crypt arch gave to me yadda yadda
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