I thought it'd be fun to start a story and let everyone be part of a never ending story. A story in which is passed down from author to author. It will be a glorious epic with twists and turns. It will make us laugh, cry, gag in disgust, and flip over our computers collectively. It will inspire writers, artists, musicians, chefs and professional wrestlers to name a few. [spoiler]This is the second attempt of this idea, the only difference is the intro is much more open ended. Show me you're creative #Offtopic, don't disappoint me.[/spoiler] [b]Rules and Guidelines[/b] 1. DO NOT END THE STORY 2. Try to keep your part of the story about five sentences long 3. Since I don't think you can sort posts in the mobile version from oldest to latest, [b]keep the story as a chain of replies to the sub thread. [/b] 4. Keep the story going at least using context from the previous entry, but don't be afraid to make a plot twist using entries from the past. 5. Try to read all the entries before making your own. 6. [b]Each sub-thread is its own contained universe. [/b]You can continue the story to which ever universe you like. [b]You can start your own universe by replying to the original intro in the OP.[/b] 7. Like the sub thread and those that logically come after it to keep them at the top and to keep the story cohesive and make sense. 8. END NOT THE STORY I'll begin: The morning was going well so far. I was just coming home from my local Mexican food stand with a pair of tacos. When all of a sudden...