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12/22/2025 6:11:40 AM
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Why doesn't Rahool get cookies?
At first I thought maybe it was a religious thing. Perhaps Cryptarchs didn't celebrate the Dawning. Then I remembered he used to get Burnt Edges.
Is he on a diet?
Did he eat too many cookies and got burnt out?
Also...why doesn't Crow get cookies?
While I like Failsafe, Crow can actually eat his cookies.
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Изменено (Ben Decho): 12/24/2025 9:01:18 PM[quote]At first I thought maybe it was a religious thing. Perhaps Cryptarchs didn't celebrate the Dawning. Then I remembered he used to get Burnt Edges. Is he on a diet? Did he eat too many cookies and got burnt out? Also...why doesn't Crow get cookies? While I like Failsafe, Crow can actually eat his cookies.[/quote] Kady 55-30 doesn’t get any either yet works hard holding guns and armor as the Postmaster
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A million cookies are not enough for Master Rahool
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Изменено (The-IIID-Emp1r3): 12/24/2025 3:13:20 PMNor Riven (not anymore), nor your own ghost (Pale Heart), not Spider, not any Renegades faction syndicate, lmao
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He likes the burnt ones
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Cause he's lame.
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He's still in the doghouse for all those purples he turned into blues back in D1.
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And secret recipes this year?
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He’s the one behind the scam. The oven transmats the materials to him and he sends us a cookie. He is making out like a bandit. Eva is his front woman and fall person. Remember: “A million deaths are not enough for Master Rahool."
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Because his enhancement prism prices are actual robbery.
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3 отв.He’s diabetic and lactose intolerant
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Cookies are so rarely poetry.
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I still won't forgive Rahool for giving a blue from purple when I needed a purple most. No cookies for him.
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He gives me armor with the health stat
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Because he's a crook, he wanted to charge you for giving them to him, even Bungie thought that was a bit much for a seasonal event. 😁
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All that scumbag deserves is a painful death I will never forgive him for his crimes against Guardians!!!!
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4 отв.When The Tangled Shore and HELM was around, Crow got Bittersweet Biscotti. Oh, I want Biscotti now. lol
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Изменено (THA_3rd_GUY): 12/22/2025 11:54:49 AMWhat about Riven and Spider? We used to give them cookies. I guess they don't matter.
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I wondered about this earlier today when I was running around the tower.
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Because he got the burnt failures when the recipes weren't pre-added to the oven and it required combining ingredients manually to unlock them.
