construction worker with a problem walks in, something to do with his time card, keeps looking at my screensaver suspiciously.
cw: Hey what is that?
Obviously has never seen the matrix, is a bit confused, sort of dullard but good people. I hatch a troll in my mind
me: Oh, I can't talk about that.
I try to move in front of the screen
cw: No really, what are those symbols?
me: *sighs* Ok, I'll tell you but you need to forget what you saw.
cw: yea; yea sure, what is it?
me: *shakes head and sighs again for dramatic pause effect* I'm hacking the internet.
cw: NO WAY! you can do that? is that the internet? *points at the matrix rain screensaver*
I cannot believe that I have done this.
me: No, that's the Dark web... it's kind of like a secret internet for hackers. You cannot tell anyone!
cw: I won't I promise!
He walked out of my office visibly excited. I can't wait to hear the rumors
Update: guy gave me the "in the know head nod" this morning.
I have achieved oneness with the world.
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Hehehe, that's epic
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*2 hours later...* [b][url=https://youtu.be/xKxCowDNu-I]FBI OPEN UP![/url][/b]
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Squeaker, stop picking on those poor people!
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Bad Speaker! Bad! [spoiler]😂 poor dude 🤦♀️[/spoiler]
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Why are you telling me this here. You could have at least been honest when I asked you in person![spoiler]no, I’m not the worker, just pretending to be.[/spoiler]
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Update: guy gave me the "in the know head nod" this morning. I have achieved oneness with the world.
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Not gonna lie man I read Matrix as Mithrax
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I so want this to be true, but there's one line that casts doubt for me... [quote]Obviously has never seen the matrix[/quote] Who the hell has never seen the matrix 😳 especially someone of working age.... 👀
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I'm at a loss for words...
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Lmao that is -blam!-ing great
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I can’t believe he actually fell for that.
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So. How hard are you going to try to maintain the illusion? I see this potentially being real dynamic if someone doesn't loop him into the scam.
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Goood gooooood [spoiler]-blam!-ing pretzels![/spoiler]
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And here I thought The Matrix was just one of those those movies that everyone saw at least once.