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So if you look at the things around your feet, you are telling me those are ties at this exact moment?
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YES!! NEVER ONCE HAVE I EVER RETIED A SHOE! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE THAT A SHOE UNDER MY OWNERSHIP IS UNTIED!!
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But what about when you take your shoes off? because then your socks by definition become shoes and your socks are not tied.
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Woah, then that means.... my shoes ARE untied [spoiler]this requires further meditation[/spoiler]