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6/16/2019 6:02:27 PM
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Dad jokes
In honor of Father’s Day post your best dad jones here. I wanna be filled with em
English
#Offtopic
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Изменено (LahDsai): 6/18/2019 5:25:40 AM[quote]How many [insert sister's name here]'s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]None. She just holds it up and expects the world to revolve around her until it's in.[/spoiler][/quote][quote]A turtle is teaching a duck to speak French. "OK, Duck. In French, the word for 'Yes' is 'Oui'. Got that? 'Yes' equals 'Oui'. 'Yes', 'Oui'... OK, now you try." The duck opens it mouth and says...[spoiler]"Quack"[/spoiler][spoiler]What were you expecting? Ducks can't speak French.[/spoiler][/quote][quote]So one day, a couple of lions are tormenting some ducks. After a few hours of chasing, catching, and scaring the living bejeebus out of the ducks, they go home. That night, the magical duck fairy visits their home and places a curse on the male lion, turning him into a stag. The next morning, the husband wakes up and walks into the bathroom where he suddenly sees his reflection.[spoiler]"Dear/Deer me!" he cries.[/spoiler][spoiler]"You ain't lyin'/lion!" his wife replies.[/spoiler][/quote][quote][b][u]Sister:[/u][/b] Dad, can you make me a sandwich? *Dad waves hands mystically* [b][u]Dad:[/u][/b] Poof! You're a sandwich![/quote]
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Why are pirates, pirates? [spoiler]Because they Arrrrgh![/spoiler]
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7 отв.Son: "Dad, I'm cold" Dad: "Go stand in the corner. Its 90 Degrees."
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son: dad, do you know what's weird? me: your butt has a crack but it's not broken? son: never mind...
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When is the best time to see the dentist? About tooth-hurty(2:30)
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A dad highlighted the word [b]day[/b] because it was his highlight of the [b]day[/b]
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1 ответИзменено (Pyrus): 6/17/2019 2:09:05 PMDo you know what Forrest Gump's password is? [spoiler]1FORREST1[/spoiler]
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How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? [b]Ten[/b]tecles.
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Hey Jokes, I'm Dad. [spoiler]am I doing it right?[/spoiler]
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1 ответDid you know that the shovel was a [i]ground breaking[/i] invention?
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2 отв.son - dad i’m hungry dad - hi hungry, i’m Dad son - dad i’m serious dad - hi serious.
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1 ответThat’s what she said
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I think we've all heard this one [spoiler]"I'm [adjective] Dad: hi [adjective], I'm Dad.[/spoiler]
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1 ответBless you lord Jesus you sneeze so damn much.
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The weather was pretty good today, with some slight fog. I tried to catch it, but I mist
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Why wasn’t the chicken allowed to play a game? The referees thought he made a “fowl” play.
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2 отв.Изменено (silencersix): 6/16/2019 6:08:04 PMTriggered feminists; [b]”FaThEr’S dAy’S sExIsT!”[/b] Not a dad joke, I know.
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3 отв.I don't know a single dad joke.
