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Dawning 2018 for Master Rahool 2 (Because my last post blew up)

[b]Titan, Moon of Saturn 8:00[/b] Rahool: Hey, Xur... Xur: Don't talk to me that way, you stupid bitch. YOU LET THE STASH GET FOUND! Rahool: I know, I know! He was pissed off about the Edge transits, so he got suspicious. What were you expecting me to do, stop him? He was a Titan, for -blam!-'s sake! Xur: Well, you could have not had the stash DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU, YOU DUMBASS! Rahool: WHERE ELSE WAS I GOING TO PUT IT? GUARDIANS LOOK THROUGH EVERY INCH OF THE TOWER LOOKING FOR SECRET STUFF! Xur: YEAH, WELL... wait... Hide! Someone's coming! *A Hunter walks up to Xur* Xur: My will is not... Hunter: ...is not my own, yah I've only heard it 12,796,345 times so far this year. Have anything useful this time, tentacle face? Or is it "not the will of the Nine" still for the 16 weeks in a row? Xur: uh... well... The Nine are the one's who supply me, I only sell them. Hunter: Yeah, sure. Would it kill you to at least sell some 3 of Coins, please? Or just go kill some yellow bars and sell the stuff that drops... Xur: Sorry. Your Vanguard released a public statement saying they wanted the Flow of exotics to slow in order to make you feel more lucky when you get one. Hunter: ...But you could at least get rid of the Iso-whatever the hell its called engrams from people who have all of the Post Red war Exotics. It's torture every time I see it. It looks exotic, smells exotic, tastes exotic, But I know its just going to be another Risk Runner... Xur: Are you going to buy something or what? Because I don't want to attract to much attention here... Hunter: Yes, Xur, because it's a big secret where you are every week. You literally have a PATTERN of where you go every week. You're even in the same place on each planet every week! Xur: Just Buy something or get out, please. Hunter: Fine. What perks does your armor have this week? Xur: Well for you, Hunter, I have...A Young Ahamkara's Spine with Ashes to assets! Hunter: Ok, that's at least Semi-useful. How much for it? Xur: Well, this rare perk and armor combo seems to be pretty valuable... 180 Legendary Shards seems fair. Hunter: *laughs* Xur: ... Hunter: ...oh, Your serious? Xur: I have had too many full inventories for the past few weeks so I needed to increase the prices. So I'll take those shards now... Hunter: You know what? I'm good. See you next week, tentacle boy... Rahool: *comes out of hiding place* Wow... That was... Xur: Embarrassing, I know. People aren't taking the bait anymore. I don't get it. Rahool: Well we need to do Something, because the boss isn't going to be happy if we tell him whats happening. Xur: I know, just get out of here, will you? I hear more guardians coming... To be continued... Edit: Part 3 https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/250160609?showBanned=0&path=0
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