I like snow, sadly I am so far away from the land of snow and pristine fluffy drifts....
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D: *throws fake fluffy snow at you*
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*giggles like a child with white hair and a beard*
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*throws little sprinkles in your beard* SANTAAAAAAAA
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*throws little sprinkles in your beard* SANTAAAAAAAA
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*shrugs on his long red coat*
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Wait...no...
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No...NO...[b]NO[/b] HE'S A MALL SANTA!!! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!
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I do not go to any "mall".
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LIES!!! RUN BEFORE HE GETS THE [i]INSTRUCTIONS[/i] WRONG FOR YOU TOO!!!
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Instructions unclear, marbles stuck in left toaster slot, pecker stuck in right toaster slot.....
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[spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)[/spoiler]
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °) yeah bby, yeah( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
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I never wanted to imagine Santa say that, with that expression 😭
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I am the naughty version 😏
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Bwo-hohohohohoho!