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Изменено (HauntedAlignment): 10/28/2018 12:50:22 AM

“We are the Hunters who say ‘Nerf’”

Hunters who say “Nerf”: “NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF!” Voidwalker: “Who are you?” HwsN: “We are the Hunters who say ‘Nerf’.” Voidwalker: “No! Not the Hunters who say ‘Nerf’!” HwsN: “The same! We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nerf, Fix, and Reeeemove!” Voidwalker: “Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!” HwsN: “The Hunters who say ‘Nerf’ demand a sacrifice.” Voidwalker: “Hunters of Nerf, we are but simple casuals who are trying to have fun with our abilities and weapons—“ HwsN: “NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF!” Voidwalker: “Ow! Ow! Ow!” HwsN: “We shall say ‘Nerf’ again to you if you do not appease us.” Voidwalker: “Well what is it you want?” HwsN: “We want.... a OHK Throwing Knife!” Voidwalker: “A what?” HwsN: “NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF!” Voidwalker: “Please! Please no more! We will get you a OHK Throwing Knife.” HwsN: “You must return here with a OHK Throwing Knife, or else you will never enjoy your abilities and gear again.” Voidwalker: “Hunters of Nerf, you are just and fair, we will return to you with a OHK Throwing Knife.” HwsN: “One that looks nice.” Voidwalker: “Of course!” HwsN: “And not too powerful.” Voidwalker: “Yes!” HwsN: “Nooooowwww go!” [spoiler]Inspiration for this post: [/spoiler] PART 2: Disclaimer: The Hunters who say ‘Nerf’ do not represent every Hunter. Please don’t get too offended. I am well aware that there are Hunters who want actual balance for everyone and that there are other classes who scream for nerfs. Is jes joke!

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