Well before he became our fabled protector and light giver he was quite the ladies man. Running through the women left and right and tragically he was too ambitious and was in bed with 10 women. Now how it exactly happened it is beyond me because he hasn't even told the speaker the full story but he lost one of his testicles and now spends the rest of his eternal life as a giant testicle. Also -blam!- the Egyptians. They took phils idea for the pyramids and his plan was to get extra terrestrials to build them and make them even more magnificent than they are but no the damn Egyptians had to use slaves to get their shit done. -blam!-ing scum.