The Kell of Kells Kelled Kells of Kelled Kells, for The Kell Keller Kelled Kells of The Kelled Kelling Kells has Kelled Kells as the Kell of Kells Kelled the Kells of Kelled Kell Kellers. Kelling Kells gets the Kell of Kells Kelled By Kelled Kells' Kell Kellers, therefore the Kells' Kellers of Kell Kelling Kells can Kell the Kell of Kells from Kelling more Kelled Keller Kells. Alas, Kells come to the Kell of Kells to Kell the Kell because he Kelled to many Kells that have Kelled Kells' Kelled Keller Kells. Thus, the Kell of Kells has been Kelled by the Kell Keller Kellers. The End.
I made this story up, this never actually happened. This is a gag I made because how "Kell" sounds near-similar to "kill" and I have decided to create a play-on-words joke story. I hope you've enjoyed it. My name is Jaolu.