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Изменено (Azula):
7/4/2016 1:45:58 AM
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Awkward moments with strangers?
Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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I am a necromancer
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1 ответHello it's me I was wondering If after all this time You'd like to meet [spoiler]And tell you "Necrobump[/spoiler]
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When your zoning out, then realize you were staring at someone, then the person looks at you with the most confused look.
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I was playing oztag..... Girl runs up to tag me and I step inside and throw a dummy.... She grabs a handful of my balls...... I drop dead
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Изменено (Little Jonny): 5/31/2016 10:52:10 PMWalking home from school and some girl bumps into me I notice it's with her butt and she whispered [spoiler]I'm horny[/spoiler]
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4 отв.Изменено (Seldser): 2/1/2016 5:37:37 PM>was at work, stocking bread >man comes up to me >asks about gluten free products >proceed to show him gluten free display >he begins to tell me how his kids are gluten intolerant >listen calmly, it's a normal thing to hear >he proceeds to say how the Evolution and Creation theories don't make sense >begins to tell me how White people came from a now destroyed planet >says Asian people come from another destroyed planet >says Black people's planet was destroyed and White and Asian people had to give them permission to settle on Earth >left questioning how that makes more sense than previously mentioned origin theories
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17 отв.I accidentally ran over an animal. Couldn't see it too well, figured it was a squirrel. I backed over it again to put it out of its misery, and then I realized it was my neighbor Bill's dog. And he watched me run it over twice.
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4 отв.Fifteen years ago I was working at a customer service center, y'know a callcenter, with some 300 employees. I sent a dirty picture meme to a co-worker gurl whom I joked alot with, problem was I sent this picture to the wrong e-mail and it ended up at the computer of the prude, not so lighthearted super-fem, Mrs. Chief Executive Officer. Holy -blam!-ing shit. I didn't realize it either until it was too late, and she walked by my desk giving me the look that says 'I know you, I know what you did you [i]dirty[/i] man' Instant office-legend. I worked there some three years, and when I quit she sent me the same -blam!-ing picture back with "I'll never forget this, best of luck in the future" She had saved it! That's nice. First impressions last, and all that.
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1 ответAt shopping complex and need toilet. I arrive at the rest room just minding my business. Literally. I can see the men at the sink with one washing his hands. He finishes then proceeds to the toilet. He finishes his business and leaves. [spoiler]#reverse bathroom man[/spoiler]
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3 отв.Once I was walking down the hallway in school talking to my friend about how in TV shows how when people walk and talk they always maintain eye contact and end up running into a wall. I said it was ridiculous that they show that because no one would be that stupid to not notice that they were about to run into a wall. As soon as I finish the sentence I run into a freaking wall.
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2 отв.Изменено (Kazimierz lll): 4/1/2016 10:49:22 PMJust today I was sitting at a bus stop and I have been waiting for a good 15 mins right when a bus comes I get up and stand behind the only other person there, then another person comes from the middle of nowhere and stands beside the line. I get in before her and she says "hey that's not very gentlemenly of you". That pissed me off so much and to top it of she had no disabilities or anything she was just a perfectly normal woman in her late thirties and she wasn't even standing in the line.
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129 отв.Literally any time a guy hits on me
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I was vacationing in Vietnam. Was on this sorta light hike in a rural, somewhat poor area in the mountains. Two guys randomly come up to me and are like yo, can we get a picture in broken English. I assume they wanted me to take a picture of them. I then get pulled over next to one of the guys and the other snaps a picture of us. They then thank me and carry on their way leaving me sorta awkwardly standing there.
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27 отв.Изменено (RegentLocket967): 3/12/2016 6:43:56 PMI was playing flag football, and I was trying to pull a girls flag but instead I accidentally grabbed a handful of her ass.
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1 ответWhen someone says"what's up?" And you say"good".
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6 отв.Went to the movies after smoking a pretty good amount of weed and the person that reads your ticket and tells you what booth said enjoy your movie. It went like this: Her: enjoy your movie Me: thanks you too Her: what Me: (hesitating and having a mental anxiety attack) "what" Her:.. Me: shit bye then i died laughing
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1 ответAll of my moments with strangers...
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7 отв.All interactions with strangers, I like the hole I live in.
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1 ответI was standing outside a building with my brother and a grown man in skin tight green compression shirt walked out. Right as he left the building he looked at us. Mad dog stare. Continuously as he came down an incline. My bro and I are at the very bottom of said incline just talking about the usual inside joke stupid shit siblings have. As this man walk down, I realize that this grown man is a foot shorter than me. His head tilts up to look at me, mine tilts down. Note as this is happening a smirk is creeping up on my face with a "lol what the -blam!-?" I expected a lil chit chat because usually when someone makes eye contact for that long a conversation starts up. Nope The dude stopped about a meter away from me and stared. I had the "I'm about to burst out in laughter" face. The dude left. NOT EVEN A MINUTE PASSES AND ANOTHER GUY DOES THE SAME.
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1 ответ>be me >car is almost empty >gas.station.exe >walk in >realize I have to piss badly >final countdown.wav >walk over to men's room >unlocked >open: door.jpg >fat lady is sitting in men's room taking a crap >Nopenopenopenopenopenope.gif >slams door and proceeds to back away >her son looks at me >awkwardstare.gif >she walks out >apologize >Lady and son walk out >proceeds to piss >image burned in my brain >walk back to car >bleach.exe
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7 отв.This one time I walked into a mannequin at the mall and apologized to it lol. A lot of people saw it happen.. needless to say it was really awkward haha
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1 ответEvery day of my life.
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19 отв.Akward...
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6 отв.Well, once when I was at Starbucks, the woman at the cash register asks "What can I get started for you today" I replied "Some of dat ass" She smiled "Will that complete your order ;)" Then an old guy starts going "AYYYYEEEEE YOI YOI YOI YOIIIIII" Then I whisper to her "Just some water thx bye"
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23 отв.Изменено (xRickyTick): 1/15/2016 7:53:50 AMHmm I don't know why I'm sharing this. My best friend and I are hitting the club but we stop off at the mall and I grab some orange chicken from the food court before we head out. Fast forward, we're leaving the club and I had to park far away in a garage. As we're walking back to my car something goes terribly wrong. I grab my stomach and it hits me fast and hard. I say oh shit and I don't know why but it's 30 degrees out and I'm sweating buckets all of a sudden. I'm hobbling along at this point, wtf am I going to do?! My body is convulsing, this Chinese chicken has declared war on my gut and somethings going to happen. It does, shit literally I can't believe it but my skin turns from white to green and all I can do at this point is keep heading to the car. We find the garage, make it up a few levels and that's when I see it. A garbage can. Off go my shoes, throw socks and underwear in trash and and proceed to sit on trash can and hang on for dear life. Body releases all fluids. I'm butt ass naked at this point and crawl to the car, friend throws a sweater from the trunk in the back seat and I curl up in the fetal position as he drives me home with all the windows down and the sunroof open. Zach if you're reading this I owe you one bro. Never ever eat orange chicken from the mall. Edit- I'm pretty sure the couple saw me that was walking to their car in the garage but I was preoccupied and I don't think they were going to stick around and watch.
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