*inspirational trumpet music plays* Crucible scrubs of Destiny! The time to unite has come upon us! For too long we have been told that our K/D is poor! For too long we have been told to "git gud"! For too long we have been denied access to the fabled lighthouse! However, very soon the previous statements may no longer be true! My brothers and sisters I come bearing good news! News that our blight may soon be ended and our salvation is near! Our savior is coming tomorrow! And that savior is the fabled Black Ops 3! The elitist try hards that have plagued us for so long will be exiting our crucible! They will be hanging up their cloaks, pulse rifles, and titan hammers! The time of the scrubs will arrive and we will take our rightful place at the fabled light house of legend! I call upon all scrubs to join me tomorrow in the Trials of Osiris so that we may finally equip our Trials of Osiris emblems. We will all join together at the light house on Mercury and in unison say the scrubs creed: "We possess the Trials of Osiris emblem! We have seen the sun rise on Mercury, and you will worship us as though we were Gods! The universal fabric is ours to unravel! Mountains will fall! Seas will boil! Day will be as night! People will run! Chicks will dig us! We will get good grades! Our friends from high school will envy us in ways we could never imagine! We will go to a tech school and get a job at a tech company! Not too technical of a job though. We will have stock options! and a 401k! We will drive foreign cars, and pay off our credit cards! Our wildest dreams have finally come to fruition!" Join me scrubs! 11/6/2015!