The EveryTart is the soul power and supplier of PopTarts in the PopTart Bakery. But what is it? Well, for starters the EveryTart was given to us by the PopTartian Gods so we could fulfill two prophecies. One, to supple the Flood with infinite and awesome PopTarts and Two, if the Destitards ever invaded OffTopic, then the EveryTart's power should be used to remove them. And now you know.
*Rainbow zooms by*