Fartmonkey? Well, you see.. He died.

FatherlyNick...oh lord this...thing... *sigh* It's a dark tale...he lives up in a cabin...god the noises from that place...he turns mere straight boys into something else all together. He is always talking about "swords" I don't know what he means by that but he says he pierces the heart of his "students"...it always starts with a scream and then turns to a moan (unless you're Inglorious then it's moan the whole time). I want to help them but it's always too late they are changed...I saw Anon there once I could never look at him the same...Bio...he just...just sat there keking the whole time...a monster lives up there and you best be careful.

Engrapadora... Oh god Engra grew up on a small town farm with horses. When he was 6 he rode his first horse and he loved it. Every day engra would train for the big horse race by riding his horses. On the day of the big race he was drinking his MLG mountain dew when he sneezed mid drink and mountain dew got into his lungs. At the time he thought nothing of it but later halfway through the race he started to feel strange. A chemical from the mountain dew known as "Lennyitis" had been absorbed by his lungs and was being circulated throughout his body. Now lennyitis has a strange effect where the consumer will immediatly fall in love with whatever he sees. And the thing Engra saw was his horse. Fast forward 3 years, Engra is sitting in his Mom's basement watching MLP, choking the chicken and going on b.net. Don't become an Engra, don't drink mountain dew

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