No that isn't an innuendo, I simply ate an absolutely unholy amount of shrimp. I'm currently paying for my crimes against the citizens of the ocean on the porcelain throne in the Red Lobster bathroom. It's been 30 minutes, I'm losing the will to continue the fight. I should've known when to stop trying to get my money's worth for the bottomless shrimp, and in terms of money I definitely did... but im terms of my -blam!-, I'm paying the ultimate price. Please wish me luck, because I'll need all the help I can get to end my seriously searing struggle with the savory yet sadistic shrimp.
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1 ReplyAhhh Red Lobster all you can eat shrimp. One time I sat there and ate over a hundred pieces. I ordered every plate and combination they had then just ordered the ones I liked best. I’m a skinny tall bird legged dewd. They kept thinking I had enough. Nope. I had no problems. Felt great. Just built to eat shrimp.