No that isn't an innuendo, I simply ate an absolutely unholy amount of shrimp. I'm currently paying for my crimes against the citizens of the ocean on the porcelain throne in the Red Lobster bathroom. It's been 30 minutes, I'm losing the will to continue the fight. I should've known when to stop trying to get my money's worth for the bottomless shrimp, and in terms of money I definitely did... but im terms of my -blam!-, I'm paying the ultimate price. Please wish me luck, because I'll need all the help I can get to end my seriously searing struggle with the savory yet sadistic shrimp.
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Edited by Sliver Greylen: 9/15/2022 10:00:24 PMSo you’re the f-blam!-er who got unlimited crab legs banned.
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Edited by pcln3806: 9/13/2022 8:33:02 PMShrimp tasted good as hell but suck if you don’t prep then right [spoiler]aka [b]STOP COOKING THEM IN THE DAMN MICROWAVE YOU PSYCHOS [/b]😭[/spoiler]
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I devoured half a jar of jalopenos yesterday in one sitting. Tortillas with jalopeno sauce with added jalopenos on top. I'm waiting for my horror show to begin.
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2 RepliesWhy would you go to a lobster plave to get shrimp? Should've gone to the Red Shrimp instead
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Edited by Bruce Wizard: 9/13/2022 2:13:01 AM
Bruce Wizard*Whispers* "Hail HYDRA..." - old
I only give birth on the portals in throne whenever I have dairy. Edit: I meant to say porcelain throne. -
1 ReplyHope your bouls are ok
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2 RepliesSounds like a shitpost, haha...
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[quote]Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can Barbecue it, boil it, bake it, sauté it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.[/quote]
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1 ReplyI read this as "I ate an ugly shrimp" and now I demand to see pictures of this ugly shrimp that doesn't exist.
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1 ReplyAhhh Red Lobster all you can eat shrimp. One time I sat there and ate over a hundred pieces. I ordered every plate and combination they had then just ordered the ones I liked best. I’m a skinny tall bird legged dewd. They kept thinking I had enough. Nope. I had no problems. Felt great. Just built to eat shrimp.
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2 RepliesI bid thee good luck and welfare upon the once pristine throne you fight on.
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1 Reply[spoiler]have you thought about going back to Twitter?[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesBut did you eat their fried rice first?