Every vidoc, every new content, every YT content creator even some in-game lines go "taiten go ponch" or "haha titans like punching things"
It's such a low hanging fruit, it's dready, it's done to death, it's gone past boring and is now flat out annoying. How far into the ground can you drive a joke before it makes everyone sick?
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Ok no more jokes on titans punching got it, btw what’s the best flavor of crayon?
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Oryrk🎵 Ero anime o miru 🎵 - old
Titan don't punch Titan smash -
GoonsTundraDOOM music kicks in - old
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1 ReplyNo. Because that’s what Titans do…? You all punch stuff. That’s your shtick. There’s nothing else to you folks. You just punch your way out of everything. It’s what you do
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Sounds like someone takes their space barbie simulator a bit too seriously....
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I mean. CQC/Melee is literally a massive part of the identity and gameplay of titans.
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I just wish they'd give us some damage super that can actually be used without moving. Thunder-punch-crash be all nice, but watching boss go immune just because you left the magical stand-here-for-DPS -plate, uugh.
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ErafractureListen to me, oh guardian mine… - old
If the super is based on throwing, if the melee is a literal fist, if the abilities are going close to the enemy, why wouldn’t you keep talking about punching? A literal missile is the titans super! Don’t make the titans mad, or they might punch you, oh guardian mine… -
ChurTomuxFoux du fafa - 9/19/2022 4:44:21 AM
Because punching is what titans do, your thunder crash is literally a flying punch -
Fine. Titans now start throwing kicks and knees. Some even begin chanting the Peregrine Greaves theme song.
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No. Its part of the titan identity. Dont like it? #Dealwithit
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TITANS PUNCH THINGS! ITS WHAT WE DO GUARDIAN!!! -Shaxx probably... I like the Peregrine Greaves, they make for extra punchy jump damage, anyone got some crayons??? [i]What if everything you ever wanted...[/i] [spoiler] WAS TO KICK PEOPLE IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET--blam!- LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR BACKSIDE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO CRAPS ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE HEACK OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS STUFF AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FORGET THAT GU---wait, crap...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GOSH DARN IT WHY THE HEACK DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE HEACK OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S GOFFY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED!!! [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI hate this saying also, and what's sad as a titan we don't even have a melee where we just punch something. Void • Shield throw • Shoulder charge Sun • Hammer Throw • Shoulder Charge • Aspect that replaces a melee with a sliding melee slam from range. Arc • Shoulder Charge • A Flying Slam • Lighting Bolt throw Stasis • A Flying punch, aka a weaker Shoulder charge • Aspect that replaces the melee when you slide.
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1 ReplyIt makes me feel like punching something LOL
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2 RepliesBut Titan likes punch. Titan likes gun too, but punch better.
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Edited by High Noon at Jötunn Saloon: 9/11/2022 11:32:20 AMProbably the same people who thought it was funny when Cayde called Ghaul Gary.
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You sound personally offended
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No. *Punches OP in the face*
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Edited by ImaDrizzit: 9/11/2022 6:02:14 PMWell to be fair, us titans are awfully good at punching! In all seriousness though, it is actually a lot more then a simple meme or a joke. Punching, at least originally, is one of the methods titans use to channel the light. Hunters usually use tools to do such, hence every single hunter super uses some kind of weapon, while warlocks pretty much use magic and knowledge. But titans use their own body to harness their light. We are the wall, we are the missile. At the core of our class, titans have always focused on their heroically proportioned strength. And some titans have taking the punch motif to the next level. Such as Wei Ning, one of the coolest titans there were, who was able to kill several Aharmkara, win crucible matches, and even shake a mountain just with a good old punch!
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You sound mad try punching a wall to feel better
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Buddy, it's not a meme. It's literally part of the titan identity.
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It is not a meme at all. Titans are all about melees and I want them to stay that way. In fact I'm very annoyed they took the normal melee abilities from every titan subclass. Bring back my melees dammit!
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This needed its own post?….
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You’re mad?