*Makes beef jerky cake*
Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekend, a Kang variant inverted the entropy at Site-Alpha because we refused to capitulate with him. All personnel, every operating system, and all inanimate objects were cursed to move backward in time. The nerds in R&D saved us all and reverted us back onto our correct temporal path. The op to save us was successful, HYDRA wins again! We would like to thank all of the onion flavored guardsmen who hailed HYDRA who made this victory possible. You guys are the real heroes! In other news, the homeless guy in the parking lot still hasn't left. All attempts to evict him have ended in failure. He has proven himself to be a formidable combatant in his own right and he has metaphysical powers of seduction the likes of which have never been seen on this planet before. Dazzler has now composed a jingle for our recruitment advertisements. Test listens will be held in the following weeks. In our endeavor to bring back Crossbones, we've succeeded in isolating his consciousness from WEASELBONES.EXE. Plugging it back into his body will be difficult, wish us luck! That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA!
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[i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b][/i]
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lucidskuIIGot banned lol again B) - 9/19/2022 12:49:06 AM
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HAIL HYDRA!!!![spoiler]licks finger [/spoiler]
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HAIL HYDRA!!!!