I’ve been thinking about retiring from my maidenless status. The hot -blam!- in my area been banging my line. Wracking up the phone bills. A [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc]hotline bling[/url] one could say.
Anyway, I’m looking for a good church girl
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1 Reply[quote]good church girl[/quote]oxymoron.
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You're hangin with my ma?! You have my condolences.
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I don't care, I don't speak with or visit my mom, do what thou wilt...note that she is like 58 but she does probably go to church still...maybe.
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1 Reply[quote]I’m looking for a good church girl[/quote] You didn't say what church.
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1 ReplyEdited by Cultmeister: 9/4/2022 7:08:43 PMSo either you’re at a weird folk festival in the middle of nowhere with dry af fake-turkey sandwiches you made at home, or you’re arguing with her in the car lost in rural France somewhere. And she’s a 60-something year old scouser, so [url=https://youtu.be/GSN7Y0UJHV8]may god have mercy on your soul[/url].
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GoonsTundraDOOM music kicks in - old
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1 Replyhttps://www.presentermedia.com/powerpoint-clipart/skeleton-in-coffin-pid-25449 It will be the most fun she had in years
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2 Replies[quote]POV I’m hanging out with you mom[/quote] I didn't know your mother frequented Offtopic but it's good you're hanging out with her.
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xRealmtree apple pie food eat - old
so after looking at the gif and then your title a bit more, i am shocked -
1 Reply[quote]Anyway, I’m looking for a good church girl[/quote] Then you most definitely would not be hanging out with my mum, and if you were she’d dump you the second you say you go to church.