*Deflates basketball*
Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. HYDRA once again won our annual baseball game against AIM! MODOK’s finest were humiliated by our pitcher/accountant Fred-7 who stunningly threw a perfect game. After our victory we celebrated by going out for tacos. We didn’t even pay the bill. Anyways, AIM has arranged to schedule for the next game. Both of us have a year to prepare. In other news, a homeless man has appeared in the parking lot and will not leave. Attempts to evict him have proved fruitless so far as he has displayed powers of seduction that far exceed that of any mortal. Sin birthday went off without a hitch, she got the car that she wanted…and promptly wrecked it seventy two hours later. Marketing has hired the Dazzler as a consultant so we can produce a catchy jingle for our recruitment advertisements. That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA!!!!!!
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[b][i]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!![/i][/b]
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HAIL HYDRA!!!![spoiler]licks finger [/spoiler]