Another eternally maidenless, devoid of life, allergic to grass take.
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Natural selection hath occurred and they hath found their place in thankfully never reentering the gene pool...
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To feel the embrace of a woman is alas a grace many of us gathered here today may never be given.
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Deservedly so.
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Yeah, probably...
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I've beaten the system.
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Hugs from your mother don't count.
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Edited by BigBossMan0527: 9/2/2022 3:17:24 PMNot that you would know the difference. [spoiler]/s[/spoiler]
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Nah, I don't live in a red state.
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Ah yes Colorado, with red rocks amphitheater. Very red.
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I think you confused yourself, I was talking about my state and how we don't do the Sweet Home Alabama thing here after you implied I did.
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*plays banjo*
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How? I must know!
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With great power comes great responsibility. We met at work and she heard me talking to friends at a distance about friends. She heard some of the things I said and decided she wanted to hang out with me. She was also preforming in a play so I went. Afterwards, we met just outside of the auditorium and gave each other a hug. It was a one in a million chance honestly.
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Friend hugs also don't count.
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So which women count?
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It's more about the hug bit, it doesn't count until you do the thing.