2 cups all-purpose flour or flowers
1 teaspoon baking soda (or baking pepsi if you're cooking for a -blam!-)
¼ teaspoon salt or tears
½ cup butter
¾ cup brown sugar or heavily insulted white sugar
2 eggs, beaten senseless and stabbed
2 ⅓ cups mashed overripe and flattered bananas
1:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). As long as it's hot enough to fully cook a small rodent you're set. Lightly grease a 9x5 inch loaf pan. If you don't have a loaf pan than use your biggest pair of shoes.
Two:
In a large bowl, combine flour, baking soda and salt. In a separate bowl, cream together butter and brown sugar. Stir in eggs and mashed bananas until well blended. Stir banana mixture into flour mixture; stir just to moisten. All good foods and people must be moistened. Pour batter into prepared loaf pan or shoes. High five the nearest bystander.
13:
Bake in preheated oven for 60 to 65 minutes, until a hunting knife or katana inserted into center of the loaf comes out clean. Let bread cool in pan for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a wire rack or eat that -blam!- hot out of the oven and burn your mouth with banbread like the silly goose egg that you are.
Take this information and do whatever with it, I really don't care. Put it in a bottle and throw it off a bridge then tell your friends that you love them.
The next time you see me I'll be even more dead inside than I already am.
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