*Stuffs thousands of stag beetle larvae into water bed matress*
Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekends op was a smashing success! One of our employees, [REDACTED] from accounting, acquired a self replication ability and nearly invaded #Offtopic. Skull Team 6 was mobilized and brought the threat to an end. [REDACTED] Prime and his variants are currently being treated by our R&D department. We would like to thank the onion flavored guardsmen who hailed HYDRA that made this victory possible. You guys are the real heroes! In other news, HYDRA's annual baseball game against AIM is at the end of the week. Let's continue the annual tradition of crushing MODOK's finest. After we win again we're all going out for tacos. We are trying to separate Crossbones' psyche from WEASELBONES.EXE and input it back into his body. His parents have gotten worried and have been demanding why he has gone missing. Next week is Sin's birthday, let's all try to get her the car that she wanted or she'll steal the nuclear football again. That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA!
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HAIL HYDRA!!!