*Stuffs mattress full of -blam!-*
Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last week the HYDRA Youth's grades were averaged and...well...they stunk. The HYDRA Youth is the future of our glorious organization and current personnel simply cannot be supplanted by complete dunces. Another inquiry was launched to find the cause of these appalling grades and we discovered that the weekly HYDRA Youth tradition Anime Catgirl Saturdays was it. After a brief case study, HYDRA has recently discovered that anime drastically lowers it's viewers intelligence. The tradition has been discontinued. In other news, our annual baseball game against AIM is in less than two weeks! Let's humiliate MODOK's finest again as we do every year. Baseball practices will be held at Mr. and Mrs. Rumlowe's backyard every Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday from 4PM to 8PM. Another Kang variant showed up in Red Skull's office today and threatened to invert the entropy of all HYDRA bases and it's personnel if we don't pay tribute. Red Skull responded by hitting him with his crusty body pillow. That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA!
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[i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!![/b][/i]
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