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8/16/2022 10:19:22 PM
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A story on the dangers of doing something "ironically:" A few years before the pandemic, I went to Santa Cruz with an old friend of mine that I'd met in high school. We were both about 20 at the time, if memory serves. We were both edgy -blam!- (and still are), so popular things = bad. Around that time, we had both agreed that "dabbing" was cringe because only children did it, so it should naturally follow that only children found it funny. We occasionally dabbed around random children to see if they'd laugh, and if they did, we would laugh at them later when they were gone. While we were hanging out at The Boardwalk (an amusement park, for those who don't know), we found ourselves coming back to one particular ride: The Hurricane. The ride uses centrifugal force to pin you to a wall as the structure rotates at high speed and lifts into the air, making it difficult to move while the ride is in motion. On one ride, some random child on the wall directly across from us was just kinda staring at us. Naturally, the only course of action for us was to dab (fighting against centrifugal force of the ride, mind you) at the random kid. I -blam!- you not, this little gremlin started [i] aggressively dabbing[/i] back. Just rapid fire dabs, one side to another. For those of you that have played [b]the forbidden game[/b], it was kinda like the dab emote dance loop, but faster and without the footwork. My friend and I burst into laughter, and throughout the rest of the trip, we occasionally started aggressively dabbing at random to mock his memory. While we eventually stopped doing it, the damage was done. We had dabbed enough that it was unironically funny to us. Don't do memes, kids.
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