It's Saturday, that means HYDRA is conducting another op. The HYDRA Youth are scheduled to go back to the indoctrination centers in a few weeks. However, grades have been averaged and...it's not pretty. The HYDRA Youth is the future of our glorious organization and current personnel cannot, MUST NOT be supplanted and replaced by complete dunces. Someone or something must be the cause for these abysmal performance records, which is why HYDRA High Command ordered the launch of another inquiry. Operation: It Was The Hippo! 4 - Stupid Is As Stupid Does is in effect.
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[i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]
Edit: HYDRA has identified what caused 3/4 of the HYDRA Youth to flunk out: Anime Catgirl Saturdays. After a brief study, we have confirmation that anime makes people…well, you get the idea. The weekly tradition at HYDRA Youth centers has been discontinued.
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1 ReplyHalvin and Cobbes. Lothing nike it.