*Loads trebuchet with orca*
Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last Saturday was an op to remember. We uploaded WEASELBONES.EXE into a giant, mecha-weasel chassis and let it run amok in downtown Manhattan. Mecha-Weasel was soon engaged by multiple kaijus including Devil Dinosaur, the American Kaiju, The OG Groot from Planet X, and the mutant killer Sentinel Master Mold. What happened next could only be described as a free-for-all brawl that leveled the entire city. By Sunday, many lives were claimed eventually the rest saw the better: OG Groot in a blood-stained sweater. After short deliberation, all involved parties have all unanimously agreed that such battles should be held a lot more often. Kaiju Summer Smackdown 2023 is already being planned and we have sent invitations to Ant Man (giant form only), Fin Fang Foom, and whatever the hell Namor has locked up in the Atlantean dungeons. In other news, our annual baseball game against AIM is in just two weeks. Practices will be held in Mr. and Mrs. Rumlowe's backyard on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday from 4:00 PM to 8:00 PM. The HYDRA Youth test scores have all been graded. They're...abysmal...HYDRA High Command is considering launching another inquiry. That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA!
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[i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]
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[b][i][u]WAIT[/u][/i][/b] Was that a reference to The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny? I thought only I knew about that!
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[b][i][u]HOOAL HOOADRA![/u][/i][/b]
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HAIL HYDRA!!!!!