It's Saturday, that means HYDRA is conducting another op. Summer's almost over, and it's been awhile since HYDRA sowed some serious chaos. We've stolen the thumbdrive that had WEASELBONES.EXE on it and uploaded it to a 300 foot mecha-weasel chassis. We let the damn thing run amok in downtown Manhattan. We have just learned that US Army just unleashed Todd Ziller, The American Kaiju, to brawl with Mecha-Weasel. Things got even more interesting when the OG Groot from Planet X and Devil Dinosaur just showed up. And finally, as of ten minutes ago, the mutant killer Sentinel Master Mold just touched down in Queens. [b]ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL. WE ARE BEHOLDEN TO A SPECTACLE THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN ON THIS BOARD BEFORE: A KAJU SUMMER SMACKDOWN. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL AVAILABLE PERSONNEL GRAB SOME POPCORN, DEPLOY LAWN CHAIRS, FIRE UP YOUR IPHONES AND SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS. WE REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL OF NEW YORK WILL GET FLATTENED...BUT THAT IS A SMALL PRICE WE ARE WILLING TO PAY. HEARTS AND MI-[i]SCREW HEARTS AND MINDS.[/i] WE'RE NOT HERE TO HELP, WE'RE HERE TO BE ENTERTAINED. OPERATION: KAIJU SUMMER SMACKDOWN 2022 IS IN EFFECT.[/b]
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[i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]
Edit: [b][i]MISSION SUCCESS!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS WHAT A BATTLE!!!!! TRULY ONE FOR THE AGES!!!!!! THE OG GROOT IS THE UNDISPUTED VICTOR OF KAIJU SUMMER SMACKDOWN 2022!!!!!! HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!![/i][/b]
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