*Parks on HOA affiliated front lawn*
Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekend Wakandan forces besieged Site-Alpha after we stole half of their Vibranium reserves. Knowing that HYDRA stood absolutely no chance against superior Wakandan technology and tactics, a site-wide evacuation was ordered. The op to evacuate was a smashing success! All non-essential personnel escaped through the sewers, and 47% of all essential evacced via transport. Even more impressive was that King T'Challa's finest warriors suffered a 53% survivability rate against our mobilized Skull Teams. Good work, onion flavored guardsmen! You folks are the real heroes for hailing us! Reconstruction efforts are in now enacted and we have posted many positions available on Indeed. In other news, our annual baseball game against AIM is on the last Saturday of the month. Sign-up sheets to play for team HYDRA are in Human Resources, this is the final week that you will be able to do so. Let's continue the annual tradition of crushing MODOK's in an old past time. A Kang variant has showed up in Red Skull's office demanding tribute. Our glorious leader's response was short but rather direct. That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA!
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HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!