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Edited by Bruce Wizard: 7/10/2022 4:01:08 PM
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Bruce Wizard
Bruce Wizard

*Whispers* "Hail HYDRA..." old

7/9/22 - Hail HYDRA! - Operation: It Was The Hippo! 3 - Yet Another Damn Inquiry - INQUIRY SUCCESSFUL

Karl, Director of Operations of Site-Sigma

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Sho-Fun, HYDRA's Chief of Internal Security

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Matilda, The Lonely Parking Lot Attendant

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Kevin, Security Personnel

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Gerta, Clearance Specialist and Curator of Memes

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It's Saturday, that means HYDRA is conducting another op. The Fourth of July was supposed to be the biggest op of the year with twenty four hours of nonstop shitposting. The night before, Captain America infiltrated Site-Sigma, incapacitated the staff, and hijacked our accounts. He began stoolposting patriotic memes unopposed for the entire day, much to our Glorious Leader's chagrin. Negligence caused this travesty, HYDRA must investigate for accountability's sake. We're launching another inquiry. Make no mistake, heads are going to roll. Help us pinpoint the culprit and we'll give you some cupcakes baked by our HR representative Cheryl. Operation: It Was The Hippo! 3 - Yet Another Damn Inquiry is in effect. Edit: Our investigation was a success. Sweet Matilda, our parking lot attendant and operator of the toll booth outside Site-Sigma, was found to be at fault. According to her deposition, Cap seduced her to the point that she willingly opened the gates for him. She will be punished accordingly...also someone will have to take care of her cats.

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