This week, 3 friends visiting and stayed with me to make merriment. On day 2, I found Walter on the ceiling. I stood on a chair and trapped him in a glass, then relocated him to the kitchen table (as seen in attached photo)
Upon presenting Walter to my guests as a temporary centerpiece, we created a shared note in our phones, cataloging our Walter observations. Here is 27 hours of Walters life as dictated by 4 teenagers.
Walter is a stupid -blam!- name
Shut up
Walter is doing donuts
he doesn’t know how to do donuts hes a spider
Walter
You didn’t finish that report. It just says walter
That’s plenty
He is building a webb
webb?
The web does not look like a traditional web. More like a cobweb
A Halloween decoration web
Walters web is small and unorganized. He
needs Marie Kondo
Hold on my mom is calling me
Why would you write that in the
observations????
He observed that his mom was calling him.
that is unrelated to Walter.
Walter is waiting patiently for freedom in his web of despair.
How do we know he’s despairing?
I put peppa pigs little brother in walters cup
You mean George
Walter has not made any advances towards George. Perhaps he rejects George.
Slay Walter.
Walter has not moving for a long time
walter is still alive I shook the glass
You’re not supposed to shake people
he’s a spider.
Walter needs a girlfriend
Girl spiders eat boy spiders after they smash
Woah!
I’m setting Walter loose outside. I doubt he likes all this solitary confinement
This concludes The Walter Files
we are not calling it that
deez
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3 RepliesWalter is a good name for a spider tbh. Too many spiders are named Boris; at this point it’s boring and unoriginal.