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Edited by Girraffalope: 6/21/2022 5:39:52 PM
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Walter Observation Files

This week, 3 friends visiting and stayed with me to make merriment. On day 2, I found Walter on the ceiling. I stood on a chair and trapped him in a glass, then relocated him to the kitchen table (as seen in attached photo) Upon presenting Walter to my guests as a temporary centerpiece, we created a shared note in our phones, cataloging our Walter observations. Here is 27 hours of Walters life as dictated by 4 teenagers. Walter is a stupid -blam!- name Shut up Walter is doing donuts he doesn’t know how to do donuts hes a spider Walter You didn’t finish that report. It just says walter That’s plenty He is building a webb webb? The web does not look like a traditional web. More like a cobweb A Halloween decoration web Walters web is small and unorganized. He needs Marie Kondo Hold on my mom is calling me Why would you write that in the observations???? He observed that his mom was calling him. that is unrelated to Walter. Walter is waiting patiently for freedom in his web of despair. How do we know he’s despairing? I put peppa pigs little brother in walters cup You mean George Walter has not made any advances towards George. Perhaps he rejects George. Slay Walter. Walter has not moving for a long time walter is still alive I shook the glass You’re not supposed to shake people he’s a spider. Walter needs a girlfriend Girl spiders eat boy spiders after they smash Woah! I’m setting Walter loose outside. I doubt he likes all this solitary confinement This concludes The Walter Files we are not calling it that deez

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