Step 1: Play Indie games.
Step 2: Shout at everything.
Step 3: Have an annoying intro catchphrase.
Step 4: Disable YouTube Comments, but enable them again in a month.
Step 5: Sell merchandise to your 12 year old fans.
Step 6: Find a girlfriend that will kiss your ass because they want your money.
Step 7: Do annoying vlogs, because everybody cares about your life. (Not really)
Step 8: Make sex references in your gameplay videos, because everyone finds that funny.
Step 9: Have even more shitty catchphrases, or running jokes.
Pro Tips:
-If you can, develop a foreign accent, all the fan girls will think it's cute and want your babies.
-Do pointless trending things, like the ice bucket challenge, but forget the entire point of doing it in the first place.
-Reaction videos are necessary. When making a reaction video, you must add no commentary whatsoever and just laugh a couple of times.
Follow all these steps and you will gain profit.
English
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Wow hahaha
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Le brofist
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thx for the bones and calcium mr skeltal
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So, jacksepticeye?
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No I think he meant pewdipie