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Common Messages in the Forums (Page 2)

For Page 1, follow [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/250388608/0/0]this link[/url] Welcome everyone. Here I have compiled a list of some of the most common messages in the Destiny forums (in no specific order), for your viewing pleasure. Keep in mind that this post and most of these messages are mainly used for comedic purposes. There is no reason to be offended, so please don’t. Also note that some of these phrases are inaccurate, but were used so often that they are on this list. For example: Eris is not Zavathûn, Nezarec is not a character, and your mom might not be gay. If you know of other popular phrases, feel free to let me know and I’ll gladly add them. This list will always be expanding. Feel free to come back occasionally to see if there’s anything new. For more of my posts, check out my [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/228191135/0/0]Master Post[/url] _______________________________________ •”The helmet stayed on.” •”Get your rock off my map.” •”Fingertips on the surface of my mind!” •“That Wizard is from the Moon!” •”We’ve woken the Hive!” •”Fallen ahead!” •”Vanguard scouts report she’s undone her death.” •"Variks, get on the comms! What did he say?!" •Any Lord Shaxx quote, including but not limited to: [spoiler]I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING! THIS IS AMAZING! WHAT DO YOU THINK, “HEAVY AMMO AVAILABLE” MEANS, GUARDIAN?! REALLY, TELL ME, CAUSE I DON’T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!![/spoiler] •Any Variks quote, including but not limited to: [spoiler]SYLOK, THE DEFILED KEKSIS THE BETRAYED Dismantle mines, yes? Or die. They will try to kill you. Kill them back. Important target Guardian, kill or be killed.[/spoiler] •Everyone is Savathûn in disguise! [spoiler]Savathûn strokes the void with one long claw and space-time groans beneath her touch.[/spoiler] •Wether we wanted it or not… [spoiler]we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.[/spoiler] •Give us the Primus or we blow the ship. [spoiler]Funny story for you. Remember that Centurion Oryx “took” right after you landed on the Dreadnaught? Then the Centurion and that Taken Ogre tried to stop you from killing the King? Heh. Didn't work. So the Centurion's bond-brothers are pretty angry they lost their commander. They're leading a team to blow up the Dreadnaught's core. The core goes, and most of the system goes with it. You're gonna make sure that doesn't happen.[/spoiler] •Taniks is still homeless. [spoiler]Taniks has no house, he kneels before no banner, owes allegiance to no kell. He is a murderer, and very good at what he does. I have been tracking him, since wolves broke their chains, yessss? Now Taniks works for Wolf Pack, but not for looong.[/spoiler] •A CELL FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS [spoiler]Those Fallen in the Ishtar Sink on Venus... story is they raided the Prison of Elders in the Reef. Got an Archon Priest. The Queen's bounty is high so we know it's powerful. We need to hunt this thing down before they fully restore its soul.[/spoiler] •Peregrine Greaves [spoiler]What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK S*** IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-A** LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR A**HOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS S*** AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, s***...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODD***IT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S F**GY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES![/spoiler] •Edge Transit [spoiler]EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGE EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGE TRANSIT EDGE TRANSIT EDGE TRANSIT EDGE TRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGE EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGE EDGE EDGE EDGE EDGE TRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT TRANSITEDGE TRANSITEDGE TRANSITEDGE TRANSITEDGE TRANSITEDGE TRANSITEDGE EDGETRANSITEDGETRAN EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGE TRANSIT EDGE TRANSIT EDGE TRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRAN EDGE TRAN EDGE TRAN EDGE TRAN EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGE TRAN EDGE TRAN EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGE TRAN EDGE TRAN EDGE TRAN EDGE TRAN EDGET TRAN EDGETR TRAN EDGETRANSITEDGERANSITE EDGETRANSITEDGERANSITE EDGE GETRAN EDGE ETRAN EDGE TRAN EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGE EDGE EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT TRANSIT TRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSITEDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT EDGETRANSIT[/spoiler]
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