Not my favorite but a good one >be at work >be whistling Ed Edd n Eddy theme I'm all about that ed Ed Edd n Eddy life >sweeping store >10/10 girl customer walks up to me >"Excuse me, do you know where the pasta is?" >Kept on whistling >She looks at me weirdly >I begin to whistle louder as I point to the other side of the store >"What isle number?" >I freak out >Whistle even louder >People in the isle start to stare >"Whatever, freak." she says as she walks away >I would have told her to have a nice day, but I kept on whistling >5 minutes later, still whistling Ed Edd n Eddy theme loudly >Boss walks up to me and tells me to stop whistling >I don't know how to respond so I keep whistling even louder >Get fired for damaging the Boss' ear drums >Left and never clocked out >Come home early >Still whistling >Walk into parents' bedroom >They are in the middle of doing the nasty on their bed >I panic and whistle louder >Dad says. "ANON SHUT THE GOD DAMNED DOOR!!" >I close the door without leaving >Still whistling >Parents covering their bleeding ears >Dad throws me out of the house without getting dressed >He shouted something, but I couldn't hear him over my whistling >Apparently I had pissed my pants some time before I was kicked out >Whatever.png >Kept on whistling to the Ed Edd n Eddy theme >Pasta is on isle 5