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Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~~
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I identify as a banana. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of being a fuсking banana giving potassium to kind foreigners. People say to me that a person being a banana is Impossible and I'm fuсking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a peel and a stem on my body. From now on I want you to call me "Banana" and respect my right to penetrate often and needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a bananaphobe and need to check your food privilege. Thank you for being so understanding
