> be me > go to England on vacation with some friends > we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm > it starts to get dark out > got to check my watch > I forgot it > decide to go ask someone > find someone to ask > ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SIX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP > have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat > YOU WOT M8? > he starts to laugh maniacally > Big Ben rings out > everyone stops in the freaking street > a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street > the freaking queen herself sticks her head out > OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG > driver pokes his head out > 6 BONGERS!? > another man leaps out of the sewer > 6 FECKING BONGERS!? > people start pouring out in the street > YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG > store clerks and chimney sweepers chanting SIX BONG SIX BONG > we try to get away, the filth is choking me > SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX BONG > the lyrics drown everyone out, can't avoid dancers > BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM- > OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG > fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point > someone pulls out a Britsh flag and starts waving it while singing God Save the Queen > several men are being beaten to death with cricket bats > a 1950s style police box materialeses out of thin air and a man with a long scarf gets out > mfw