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Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~~
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2 RepliesI sexually identify as a Pencil sharpener. Ever since I was a pencil I dreamed of soaring inside other pencil sharpeners dropping hot sticky loads in them. People say to me that a person being a pencil machine is impossible and I'm fuçking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a second pencil sharpener on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Mr.PencilDick" and respect my right to fuçk pencils and fuçk needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Pencilphobe and need to check your sexual privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
