I sexually identify as a Pencil sharpener. Ever since I was a pencil I dreamed of soaring inside other pencil sharpeners dropping hot sticky loads in them. People say to me that a person being a pencil machine is impossible and I'm fuçking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a second pencil sharpener on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Mr.PencilDick" and respect my right to fuçk pencils and fuçk needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Pencilphobe and need to check your sexual privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.