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The thorny tower!!?!? Reporter - sonic ;) Earlier today there was a witness who found the tower under new hands today as this group called "Thorny Guardians" managed to go on the tower at the same time. How do we know of this? Well we are with a interview with a guardian who just encountered them this morning who will discuss what they saw. The identity of this guardian remains unknown for privacy reasons. Sonic - First up what were you doing on the tower? Guardian - I was going about my daily visit to the tower to collect my rewards from fighting the darkness but I was shocked to find guardians dancing with different dance moves and playing music that was not normal. I guess they managed to glitch themselves into dancing differently. Sonic - how did you feel about this change? Guardian - I was shocked but it was also good to see something different happen. Once I saw it I had to check out the rest of the tower in case something else was happening so I checked out the rest of the tower. Sonic - well, what did you see at the rest of the tower? Guardian - well everything still looked normal it's just the guardian limit had everyone in "Thorny Guardians". It is a lot to explain so I'll just hand you this video it pretty much explains what happened. I have to say though the clan "Thorny Guardians" sounds like a cool name. Sonic why are they called "Thorny Guardians" again? Sonic - you don't know?! Well they are called "Thorny Guardians" because they all have a love for the weapon "thorn". It's a hand cannon that is exotic. Guardian - ok, how can I get this weapon. Sonic - it's a bounty that can be collected in a random way. Who knows you might get one soon. Ok anyway back to the tower incident, I believe there was a violent incident with Rahool from the cryptarch. Can you tell me what happened? Guardian - well I may have slapped him at some point. It was just I heard him whisper something about not giving Guardians their full reward in engrams. He deserved it! Sonic - Wow you actually slapped him?! Is he alright? Guardian - he is fine just a little red slap mark on his face. Sonic - Ok, we are running out of time now but we will finish with one more question... What do you think of these "Thorny Guardians"? Vandals, crazy, or out of control? And who specifically can you say we're in the tower? Guardian - Well I think they are awesome, fun and exciting. I believe the PSN names I saw on the tower were... -Darkchildoflight -Shadow_Wolf_1994 -Jamloz2003 -Coolgamer313 -Dutch_Dummy -A_small_rapter -Insane base -gaming tags -Jammychedder98 - And a few others I just can't remember but they took up 15 slots in the tower limit. Sonic - WOW! That is a lot of guardians at the tower in the same clan. Well sorry to disappoint but we have to end here. To see exactly what happened see the video posted and see for yourself what really happened. Do you think these "Thorny Guardians" we're fun or do you think something else about them. Please respond on your opinion. Goodnight everyone and stay classy people!
This was excellent and actually seemed more compelling than Destiny is getting itself haha!