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Edited by Smarkdow: 3/26/2014 2:41:10 AM
The Rock didn't care much for Oculus Rift, but the people did. The people are pissed off, and since The Rock is The People's Champion, he is also pissed off. Oculus Rift promises a virtual reality like none other. Well, The Rock promises his own reality. One that can only be delivered by the Great One. The reality is this: Mark Zuckerberg, you and Luckey and his roody pooh friends will be in a meeting over at Facebook HQ. You'll be spewing your business monkey crap with each other. Then...the doors to conference room open...and The Rock arrives, with his very own virtual reality headsets. He'll calibrate them just right...then he'll turn sumbitches sideways, AND STICK 'EM STRAIGHT UP ALL YOUR CANDY ASSES! [b][i]IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL...! WHAT THE ROCK... IS COOKING.[/i][/b]

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