Guess I'll start.
How come you never see elephants hiding in trees?
[spoiler]because they're really good at it[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI don't always tell dad jokes, but when I do [spoiler][i]he laughs...[/i][/spoiler]
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Me when my deer fishing business starts reeling in the big bucks
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How much does Tom Brady pay for an ear of corn? [spoiler]A buccaneer. (I’m a long time Bucs fan. 😂[/spoiler] What kind of bees make milk? [spoiler]Boobies.[/spoiler]
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? [spoiler]Because she had no arms or legs.[/spoiler] Knock knock. Who's there? [spoiler]Not Sally.[/spoiler]
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SuperJohnJohnMake the content you want to see… - old
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[i]Why did the church start selling prayer mats with landmines under them?[/i] While sales were slow at first, now prophets are though the roof
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1 ReplyGuy walks into a bar and says, “Ow.”
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What do ticks and the Eiffel Tower have in common? [spoiler]They’re both Paris sites[/spoiler]
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If I ever have a daughter, I’ll name her Adeleine. One day, I shall be sitting at the table with a piece of paper in front of me, where I’ll have drawn a single line. “Hey Ado,” I’ll say. “Can you come help me real fast? You see, I have this line here, and I need to make parallel, only.. Well, jamblasted I can’t remember how!” “Don’t you just draw another line next to it, heading in the same direction?” Adeleine will say. “Oh, so you’re saying all I have to do is.. [i]Ad-e-leine!?”[/i]
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SwatHere since 2008. @Hi_Im_Swat Twitter. - old
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I’m gonna answer you with a question that could ultimately be another post!! Why? CAUSE I WANT TO!! What is the most “dad” thing you do?
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1 ReplyA bear walks into a restaurant and says "I'd like a grilled........ cheese." "What's with the big pause?" asked the waiter. "I'm a bear."