It's Saturday, that means-[b]shhhh[/b]...quiet! We think we're being watched. Site-Sigma is our social media outpost and our command center for our upcoming Sixth Annual Fourth of July Invasion of Offtopic. Dank memes will be posted hourly. Are you ready for twenty four hours of nonstop shitposting? *Pokes head out window and scopes the area* Next Monday is the biggest op of the year...*ducks behind desk*...and one of the sensors outside the perimeter was tripped. Site-Sigma cannot be compromised right now! Someone's out there to stop us. Our lone security guard, Kevin, is going to check it out...right Kevin? Kevin! Go do a quick sweep! It will only take ten minutes. Take some thermite grenades with you, you'll be fine. Operation...*pops up from behind desk*...Operation: Sitesweeper is in effect.
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[spoiler][i]Hail HYDRA....[/i][/spoiler]
Edit: Kevin swept the perimeter and couldn't find anything. It's strange really. He returned having somehow grown a foot taller and is hiding a large metal disc under his jacket. Anyways nothing out of the ordinary. Back to work people!
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Hail hydra.[spoiler]licks finger [/spoiler]