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Edited by Bruce Wizard: 5/23/2022 7:11:55 PM
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5/23/22 - Weekly Reminder To Hail HYDRA!

*Paints studio apartment with walrus grease* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekend some no good onion flavored guardsman kept blowing up our porch with dynamite. No one shall ruin Porch Day for us! On Saturday, Operation: Porch Praetorian was conducted with Skull Team 6 deployed to deployed to protect the reconstruction efforts. Unfortunately, *ahem*, HYDRA was forced to abort the op after Skull Team 6 accidently gunned down Sin's new boyfriend while he was out having a smoke after they mistook him for an enemy hostile..whoops...The body was successfully disposed in Site-Alpha's trash incinerator. As usual, nobody, and HYDRA must repeat that with vehemence, [b][i]NOBODY[/i][/b] can tell Sin about this. But the silver lining is that our porch is safe. In other news, HYDRA will be conducting it's Sixth Annual Fourth of July Invasion of #Offtopic this year. Get ready for 24 hours of nonstop shitposting! Can you brave the continuous onslaught of dank memes?! Our development of Series-7 Organic Reatomizer has hit a wall. We cannot figure out how to modify it from turning living organics into two ton walruses. As of yesterday, our R&D department has run out of test subjects. We have been ordered to start using interns as replacements. Viper, Wolverine is outside in the parking lot slashing people's tires again. Please deescalate your former lover or a Skull Team will be mobilized. That is all for this week. Strap on your jackboots and start goosestepping! It's Monday! [T]7 [T]7 [i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]

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    prplmonkey
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    Behold, my terrible opinions! - old

    Ahh if it isn't the younger side of bungie.

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  • [quote]*Paints studio apartment with walrus grease* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekend some no good onion flavored guardsman kept blowing up our porch with dynamite. No one shall ruin Porch Day for us! On Saturday, Operation: Porch Praetorian was conducted with Skull Team 6 deployed to deployed to protect the reconstruction efforts. Unfortunately, *ahem*, HYDRA was forced to abort the op after Skull Team 6 accidently gunned down Sin's new boyfriend while he was out having a smoke after they mistook him for an enemy hostile..whoops...The body was successfully disposed in Site-Alpha's trash incinerator. As usual, nobody, and HYDRA must repeat that with vehemence, [b][i]NOBODY[/i][/b] can tell Sin about this. But the silver lining is that our porch is safe. In other news, HYDRA will be conducting it's Sixth Annual Fourth of July Invasion of #Offtopic this year. Get ready for 24 hours of nonstop shitposting! Can you brave the continuous onslaught of dank memes?! Our development of Series-7 Organic Reatomizer has hit a wall. We cannot figure out how to modify it from turning living organics into two ton walruses. As of yesterday, our R&D department has run out of test subjects. We have been ordered to start using interns as replacements. Viper, Wolverine is outside in the parking lot slashing people's tires again. Please deescalate your former lover or a Skull Team will be mobilized. That is all for this week. Strap on your jackboots and start goosestepping! It's Monday! [T]7 [T]7 [i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i][/quote] This is why Bone Empress will win. Not because of some hashtag that fell off.

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    BigBossMan0527
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    answer me... - old

    Hail Hydra!!!!!

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  • HAIL HYDRA!!!![spoiler]licks finger [/spoiler]

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