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Edited by Bruce Wizard: 5/15/2022 5:05:26 PM
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5/14/22 - Hail HYDRA! - Operation: I Spy - CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE

HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!

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Support Nick Fury.

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It's Saturday, that means HYDRA is conducting another op. With the recent release of Spy X Family on Crunchyroll, our glorious leader Red Skull has a new waifu. He has ordered a custom made Yor Folger body pillow to be delivered to himself. It has been two weeks since the order has been placed and Red Skull is getting impatient. HYDRA agents have investigated what was causing the hold up and we have discovered the truth. It turns out the acting Director of SHIELD, Nick Fury, is also smitten with the matriarch of the Folger family. He has ordered all of the 100,004,721 Yor Folger body pillows that were formally in stock for himself. Greed of this magnitude cannot be tolerated! Skull Team 6 has been ordered to break into Fury's home outside of Washington DC and steal one of the body pillows. The thing is, Nick Fury is the most seasoned intelligence operative who has ever lived and is empowered by a super soldier serum. Skull Team 6 is in for a hell of a fight. Operation: I Spy is in effect. Will onion flavored guardsmen hail HYDRA? or will onion flavored guardsman support Nick Fury? Red Skull must have best girl! [T]7 [T]/ [i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i] Edit: Mission failed! Nick Fury single-handedly pummeled each Skull Commando within an inch of their lives. He then tied them up and made them watch 89 hours worth of wholesome Hallmark Channel movies before letting them go.

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