How about [i][b][u]Shoe[/u][/b][/i] ? In many hotter countries, isn't it a great form of insult to belt someone with your shoe-leather? [b][i][u]Towel[/u][/i][/b] ? Get flicked in the ass by a supersonic towel! Instant stun then fear.
Edited by KS27: 12/2/2019 10:54:11 PMLol, all great ideas! Sandal probably beats them out, though [i]*angry mother throws sandal at children*[/i]