BUNGLE ARE YOU KIDDING ME ITS BEEN WELL OVER A YEAR YOU EVEN HAVE ERIS BACK WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH MY BEAUTIFUL VARIKS
I mean I know he’s out there becoming Kell of Kells and uniting his people but can we get more detail?!?! Can I hear you guys’ speculation of what Variks’s return will look like?????
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He's getting his swell on somewhere in deep space. He'll be back. 40 feet tall, with a magnificent cloak.
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I believe he might be somewhere with/in the Nine. The final few entries of Most Loyal give an accounting.
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He’s on Mars
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Edited by Grays_KS27: 12/18/2019 11:40:30 PMOkay, picture this: Some terrible enemy arrives and knocks you straight outta your cotton socks. Humanity is shattered, the Guardians defeated, the City burns and you lay at the feet of your second-greatest enemy (your greatest is RNG). You know you can’t win; all hope is lost. Just as your enemy is about to land the final blow, your enemy gets smacked in the back of the head by a stick. They fall -totally dead- to reveal Variks with his trusty staff. He’s clad in Judgement banners, pumped up with Ether, looking sexy like a Kell should. He leans over you, bringing his face close to yours. You look into the soft blue glow of his eyes, and he looks into yours. He rests his hands on your shoulders, pulling you so close that your lips nearly brush against his chainmail mask. You hear every subtle rumble in his throat as he whispers to you… “Dismantle mines, Guardian.”
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I’ll do you one better: WHO is Variks!! [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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... Some Guardian probably killed him, or another fallen kicked his ass... [spoiler]if fallen have those anyways[/spoiler] [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Variks dipped when Mara died and thought "f*ck it, let's start a prison break, I hated my job anyway".
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Season of Judgement. Early 2020. Which will be very similar to House of Wolves, because all the new and the PC players won't know the difference. That'll be £/$10 please. I'm calling it now.
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Bungle inflated this game so much that Variks became spider
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He's busy setting mines across the solar system so when he runs into guardians he can shout "Dismantle mines, yes?"
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He’s building taniks a house 🏠
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[b]DISMANTLE MINES, YES?[/b]
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Edited by ShadowSlasher10: 10/22/2019 6:09:51 AMVariks has been running from some crazy fan that loves him. So Variks has been trying to build a house for his Fallen brethren to gain protection from her. Her name is uhhh… ShadowHeartMC? Yeah she's a very strange Guardian. You would not know anything about her, right? Shadow....Spook..MC.. *cough*.
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Hay give the guy a break he is on holiday at the moment and enjoying his time off in Jamaica✌️
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Dislike for you and your beta orbiters.
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He’s defiling Sylok!
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Heard that brother is in rehab... doc said if he didn’t put the pipe down he may get throat cancer. Most people don’t know this, but Variks use to have a very clear and high voice, similar to Michael Jackson... but that all changed once he started smoking black tar heroine.
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Don't worry. He'll be back eventually as part of a grand sale in the Tower. His dismantled corpse will be severed limb from limb, cooked, and served to those who pay on a stick to see if it is a delicacy guardians like and if not? We'll just burn the corpse and have a bonfire around it. Good bonding moment for all those in the Tower to enjoy. /s
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being a heretic and not joining the house of light
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I find it odd skolas is our nightmare. Maybe just like with Mithrax, a nightmare came from Variks. Though as much as I love our chubby spider and would do horribly naughty things to the mob boss. I miss our dear sweet Variks. Mithrax is a nice guy too, but Variks gets those panties to drop.
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WHISIK?
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Not a taniks' house that's for sure.
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Edited by Darth Lunchbox: 10/22/2019 6:58:12 PMHiding, he knows we'll rip his arms off and beat him to death with them for getting Cade killed.
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Hes the new captain of the dreadnought
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So you don’t know where your husband is? Hum, probably flirting with a vex.