BOY DO I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU GUYS! [spoiler] Disclaimer: Know I’m not the Swampland type in anyway for my own reasons. I do not hate you for doing that kind of stuff. I do hate anyone who pushes their Swamp on others.[/spoiler] So today I went out to see a friend. As I’m waiting for the bus a lady approaches me and says: “Young man, you look like you need Shrek.” In which I reply with: “What?” She repeats herself, so being the twit I am, I reply with: “No, I think I’m good.” “Are you sure? It’s never too late to turn your life around!” “Thanks I’ll take a pass... on that.” Thankfully she went away. Fast forward 2 hours, I’m at the store with my friend looking for snacks. While I’m looking at some granola bars my bud finds a Shrek plushie wearing sunglasses. As a joke when I turn around there’s sunglass Shrek in my face. After checking out we walk out to find it in it’s 9 foot glory: [b]INFLATABLE SHREK[/b] Yeah that’s right. [b]INFLATABLE SHREK[/b] At the church across the way, there’s some event going on. I have no clue what it is, but apparently it’s grand enough to have: [b]INFLATABLE SHREK[/b] After saying bye to my friend I go home. While I’m riding the bus we pass someone holding a sign saying: “Shrek loves you” When I arrive at home I’m laughing to myself, because come on, who wouldn’t. Of course, where I go Shrek follows. I hear a knock on my door, when I answer it you’ll never guess who it is! People talking about eternal damnation and Shrek message. (Tbh I didn’t really listen). I being tired of you know who say: “No, go away.” And shut the door. I really wish I was joking, but Shrek is stalking me. Please send help. [spoiler]I don’t care if this is technically spam, I’m making a meme boys.[/spoiler]